February 2012
okay if you’re all going to throw a fit about layout changes, please go back go Facebook.
I’ll catch you all tomorrow when everyone has calmed down and realized it doesn’t matter.
you could probably read me a dictionary in Spanish and I’d fall in love with you.
usuallycrazy replied to your post: if your bathroom sink doesn’t look like this, you…
The sink looked so clean, I thought it was filled with milk. I was confused because I didn’t think that was a think boys did to sinks. I thought that was your point. But then I saw the Nerf Gun and Spider-Man and the transformer? and I understood.
the transformer in question is a toothbrush, because...
usuallycrazy replied to your post: usuallycrazy replied to your post: usuallycrazy…
Why even be on Tumblr if it hides my replies from you? Like, what is the point? I’m the best part of this place n u all kno it w/ew/e
you heard it here first, kids. danielle is the best part of this place.
isn't it tiring
constructing every single sentence so that it offends no one?
chasing down people who, god forbid, have opinions, and tell them they’re racist/sexist/privileged/whatever else?
that just seems like so much work.
I think we’d be better off if we stopped raising a generation of complete pussies who think the entire earth revolves around them.
let my future children ever come...
usuallycrazy replied to your post: usuallycrazy replied to your post: is it a lot…
I’ll never forget when you had my back during the Say Yes To The Dress marathon weekends. we def soul sistah wives 4 lyfe
somehow, I always miss Danielle’s replies.
this is me formally inviting you to not only attend my wedding, but stand up and say something along the lines of that.
juan has decided
that we are giving up sex for lent.
neither one of us is catholic.
and i didn’t agree to this.
reg does not approve.
no. no no no no no.
JJ and I were talking about Nathan’s singing habit, and decided he might have a future career in singing.
so, I said “yeah, maybe he’ll come out with a cd.”
and JJ asked “what’s a cd?”
is this how my mom felt when she told me how,one time, her sister was yelling while my mom was on the phone, and I asked her why she didn’t ‘just walk into...
usuallycrazy replied to your post: watching the lion king I keep having to pull…
He’s also the one that falls asleep wherever he damn well pleases, like stairs, right? ‘Cause if so, I think he is my spirit human.
yep, and he’s the one who puts his clothes on backwards. you’re definitely each other’s spirit humans.
watching the lion king
I keep having to pull Nathan away from the tv.
He keeps giving me a play by play of everything that’s happening.
“him is the lion king.”
“baby lion miss his daddy”
“him is a bad lion. he mean”
“RAAAAAAAAAAAR”
danielle, I have a two year old you would thoroughly enjoy spending time with. he’s got pretty terrible grammar, but we can overlook that because, well, he’s...
my biggest problem with the
cliche/inspriational/whatEVER quotes that are just everywhere, is not the cliche part
its that the people who write them have prettier handwriting than i do
it usually distracts me from whatever is written
SCHENN!!!
shannonxxbanana:
i am in love with him.
nobody tell juan okay.
usuallycrazy replied to your post: is it a lot ridiculous that I cry a little during…
If it makes you feel any better, I’m over here watching Veronica Mars and the romance in this is basically a sidestory, it’s all crime, all the time, but I’m still welling up and saying “I’M SO HAPPY” every time the ill-fated couple times it right
sometimes, the universe is like “here, have some...
is it a lot ridiculous that I cry a little during shallow hal when the little girl, cadence, makes hal ‘get it’
?
suhck:
-insomniaticdreams:
Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28, how old is bieber? 18 next year.
DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY
John F Kennedy wasn’t a musician.
"social justice" bloggers are my idea of the ninth...
just them sitting in a circle around me, telling me everything I say offends someone, or could offend someone, somewhere, someway.
ugh I actually just shuttered thinking about it.
february is not my month
juan and I have been fighting almost non-stop.
my best friends and I are all in a really big disagreement and no one will talk to each other.
and today I woke up with what I’m pretty sure is food poisoning.
I get it, universe, you’re pissed at me. ease the fuck up.
unfunnywhitegirl:
ladies: before you buy a purse, make sure you can carry a handle of rum in it
just in case i ever try to pretend that i am a...
please remind me that i am twenty years old and i just yelled downstairs to my mom and asked her to make me pudding.
you literally add like a cup of milk to a box of jello mix and put it in the fridge for five minutes.
no joke here.
this is my life we’re talking about.
wellalright:
nap so hard motherfuckers want to tuck me in.
January 2012
usuallycrazy replied to your post: usuallycrazy replied to your post: be my friend…
These are all things I am okay with and may even go so far as to respect.
news flash: danielle desmond is the only danielle in the whole world.
usuallycrazy replied to your post: be my friend because clearly I am good at fun.
I like how your friend’s name looks like he/she was a rejected Star Wars character. I Googled it and apparently I’m getting this from iCarly’s “galaxy wars.” I could easily pretend this never happened but I’m going to click reply anyway. NO SHAME
it is 100% from iCarly. my niece/three grown adults were watching...
love is a scary thing.
oh okay, well this is my 3,000th post.
i was thinkin’ bout making it something cool.
but i chose this instead.
be proud of your decision to follow me.
1 tag
do you all want to know absolute funniest, best...
this boy who i was kind of friends with in middle school just came out, which everyone was kind of expecting,
and for some reason, he is telling me all the boys he got with in high school because, i don’t know, the universe wants me to have answers and a fucking hearty ass laugh,
and guess who was on that list?
RYAN.
my ryan. or i guess, his.
isn’t this the most wonderful...
dear danielle
i guess i just scrolled right past when you originally posted, but i thought you ignored my story and i was like “oh no, are we not friends anymore?”
needless to say, i found it.
however.
i don’t know why that question was asked anonymously.
i don’t know why you’re always in my cigarette dreams.
i don’t know anything.
I feel bad for men
they will never know what it feels like to come home after a long ass day and take their bra off.
it’s like…i don’t even know, it’s just the absolute best.
usuallycrazy replied to your post: so my friends are throwing a Ke$ha/LMFAO themed party
I have a theory that Ke$ha is good-looking underneath all that glitter makeup and drugs. Perhaps Kelley has the same theory and she’s totally okay with it ‘cause she knows she’s hawt. Why don’t my friends throw Ke$ha/LMFAo themed parties?
i mean, Kelley actually is gorgeous, i think. i’d do her.
...
so my friends are throwing a Ke$ha/LMFAO themed...
which my friend, Kelley, (who, admittedly, DOES look like a more-put-together Ke$ha) can’t attend.
and two people just told her she had to go because she “already looks like Ke$ha”.
and she wasn’t even offended.
how do you just take that statement in stride?
“you look like a crack hooker, come to our party.”
okay. sure thing. yeah, I’ll be...